This Could Suck. Thanks for reading it anyways.

     So I've been away for a while. Good writing is hard sometimes and let me tell you, College English? Sucks! It sucks so bad, like it's not just boring. It is so damn dry, that it just sucks all the creative energy right out of a person. I even quit my second class (yet to retake it a year+ later) because English 101 burnt me out so bad, I couldn't get through 3 weeks of the literature and poetry.  I didn't want to read, write, edit, or even listen to the written word.

    I've had this thought in my head for the last couple of days that I couldn't wait to put on paper, something written that I could reread over and over. Also maybe to prove to myself that I could still do it, that I still have it. This may be a run on essay, an absolutely sucktastic mishmash of words, but it may not also. I may be rusty, but I have to start somewhere, and if it’s all gone? No problem, at least I tried one last time before I quit writing forever. It's not like I'm some great novelist, a poet, or a wordsmith. I really never even write things of great importance, but I like to do it, and I like to think I don't totally suck. So I'll stop rambling now, and I'll get to my thoughts.

 

 

     HALLOWEEN

     Yeah it's the middle of September, and I'm getting pretty psyched about fall and the cool weather. So, I was in the shower yesterday thinking about fall, and that got me thinking about Halloween, more specifically costumes. And then I kind of pissed myself off.

      I don't know how I got here, but I was thinking about Harambe, you know the dead gorilla, and about a meme a saw on Facebook about how all the ladies are going to be wearing "sexy Harambe" costumes. Yup, sexy dead gorilla costumes. Hot.

    So here I am in the shower, shaving my probably gorilla like legs, getting pissed off about sexy costumes. The reason why I'm getting so worked up? No, it's not because I'm some jealous hag, it is also not because I can't work a sexy costume, because baby I could. It is because nobody has imagination anymore! Every Halloween, it's sexy cat, sexy cop, sexy nurse, there is now even sexy zombies. COME ON LADIES!! Be sexy every day, have some creativity on this hallowed day.

    My sister and I went out one year and she was Batman, I was The Joker, BADASS. She did the make up so well, so realistic, it was awesome. But people looked at us like we were nuts.  Our kids thought it was cool, and really I didn’t care about anyone other than them. But think about it, you go to a Halloween and it is sexy everything. That’s great that you are confident, but are you confident enough to be ugly? Scary? The real Undead?

    There are some girls that spend hours on their costumes. They research, they plan, they design and create their own costumes. Those ‘stumes are bad ass. Go talk to that chick, she’s unique. She is creative. But you’ll never know, because you’re trying to get the bimbo in the sexy fire hydrant’s number, along with every other dude at this party. (And sorry, I didn’t mean you are a bimbo, and yes, this did come off as jealous and haggily. I can hear it too.)

     Anyways, creative cool ass costume building ladies, build on. I salute you. Babes.